Friday, March 4, 2011

Cure for the Double Chin

Pretty is as pretty does.
Every girl wants to avoid the dreaded double chin. It's very unattractive.

Yet, for some reason, we tend to inflict it upon ourselves. The double chin trap is an easy one for many Southern Belles to fall into, particularly those of us lacking confidence in our own beauty, accomplishments, or station in life. It bubbles up and announces itself to the world when we tilt our heads in disparaging judgment of our fellow travelers on the rocky road from here to heaven.

I have a remedy, however, for the double chin: Don't look down on other people. It's as simple as that. When a girl looks down on someone, it causes her to draw her head back and nod it forward to get a good gaze down the bridge of her nose. This action squeezes unsightly loose skin between the neck and jaw, forming a ghastly double chin.

TODAY'S ASSIGNMENT: In the mirror, pretend that you are looking down on another person and observe what it does to your striking beauty. It's not attractive is it? Today is the day to start building yourself up by focusing on YOU, being the best you can be at whatever you've chosen in life, instead of concentrating on how you're better than someone else. Remember, pretty is as pretty does and pretty does not look down on others.


Cadillac said...

I see what you did there with the double meaning. Nice. :-)

Lucy Adams said...

Thank you Cadillac. I'm all about two for one deals.

Alice Masci said...

There's a Chinese restaurant in town called Chin Chin and each time we pass it I say "Oh no! It's the double chin restaurant!"

Lucy Adams said...

Alice, I suspect people who eat there a lot are given a chin chin to take home with them.